i think i scared a bird with my dick
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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