The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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