But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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