Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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