My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Your topless pictures make me question reality
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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