If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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