does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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