i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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