I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i think my mom watched the whole time
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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