Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
420 ftw
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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