is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
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