So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I want to make a zoo with you.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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