Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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