so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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