Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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