...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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