That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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