just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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