I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
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