Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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