There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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