she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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