i would punch a child for taco bell
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Just high enough for therapy.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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