Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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