home. puking in laundry basket.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I have post one night stand depression
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