If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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