After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Houston, we have a squirter
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Randomize
