I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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