idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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