The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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