Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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