when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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