Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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