You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Randomize
