Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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