You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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