another moral hangover. fuck.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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