Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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