I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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