I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Randomize
