she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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