btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
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You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Will exercising make me less horny?
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