A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
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