How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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