I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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