Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
You made out with two different species that night
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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