She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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