um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Randomize
