She's JV to your varsity
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
