No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
